Saturday, October 06, 2001 7:51:06 AM
Panera Monroeville - Pumpkin Bagel, Hazelnut Coffee
Trying to think of a topic for the Blog
Hey! how about last night’s meeting?

Lackzoom Legal Remedies
Dean, Foley and I sat down last night after a swell dinner of cat fish (not straight from the Mon)(Marc lives in Boston where you can get scrod, but you can't get a river fish) potatoes, avocados , California string beans, Chambersburg Peaches, Coq Au Vin, a soupçon of Neapolitan Minestrone, the second liver of a Venusian Gutter Snipe, and great greasy glasses of Griesedick, okay so I got carried away, we only had the first three, which were great, but didn't seem to make such an impressive list while I was writing this morning..
After the food we cleared the boards and sat down to fifteen pages of torturous legal prose in the form of a contract from www.mp3.com known as "we" or "us" and Lackzoom Acidophilus know as "you". It took a couple hours which I bet any lawyer worth his gelt could read, and more incredibly understand, in a short order. But Dammit! this is important! we kept saying to each other as one or the other of us would nod off or would have a flight of fantasy about retiring with scads of money falling from our pockets as they (tearful and groveling fans) lower our jewel encrusted gold plated coffin into the ground.
And important it is!
Because we are making our tentative steps out of the undifferentiated sea of comic obscurity on to the shore of the continent of commercial virtual realty. (Believe me, it ain't reality, friends) Our behavior, I assure you, will necessarily remain incontinent.
We have, at great cost ($7.95 each a year), reserved not only www.lackzoom.org but www.lackzoom.net and are looking for a place to (to keep to the seafaring metaphor) anchor them in the tempestuous wash of Internet swill. They will, when active, at first point to this blog and to ...possibly mp3.com, if we so choose, but surely someplace where folks will be able to hear (please click on the audio file) the various and sundry bits of comedy that we have for the last year been producing. But there are grand plans hatching for this web site. It will take time, treasure, and talent, two of which we have in varying quantities.
Decisions will be made in the next couple weeks. Hell, yeah! you should stay tuned. It's important!